haha, literature lesson was really
funny. firstly, in the morning during assembly, there was an earthquake. i know it is not right to be happy about it because when an earthquake with a magnitude of 7 ++, there will be adverse effects to the victims of the earthquake . but i was happy as it was my third time of experiencing earthquake .
1st time was this year around term1, during geo lesson we experienced earthquake, as beside my school , there was construction so we thought nothing of it until when i went home, then i realised it was an earthquake . The sensation of experiencing earthquake is that you simply feel giddy . yepps. i guess i used the wrong words such as sensation .
the second time was actually last night when i was on the computer, but unfortunately that time my dad happened to be shaking the computer table so i thought the giddyness came from shaking of the table, it was only this morning after hearing the news from my friends then i realised that it was actually an earthquake .3rd time was this morning during assembly, i repeat . i was totally engrossed into reading my book but suddenly i felt very giddy and looked around, to my horror, the lamp post was shaking like mad, very visible shaking . a lot of people felt the tremor and whispered excitedly exchanging conversation on the earthquake they just felt, excitement everywhere. Unfortunately, Mr Peter Lee did not feel the tremors and thought we were too talkative and asked,"
what is the commotion about?"
if only he were on the ground not on the staircase, he would feel the tremor more and understand us . sadly he didnt and he reprimanded us,??? yea .
Then during literature lesson, Ms Tan told us 2 jokes that are true. First joke goes like this:
Ms Tan goes home, sleepy from work, and worn out. Her father tells her,"
later some people will deliver somethings to our doorstep. you must go and open the door. okay?"
Ms Tan sleepily replied,"
since i am awake , okay then."
Then she plonked herself on the nearest sofa and went to sleep. A while later, she heard some noises.Noises of the door shaking .She thought,"
why is the door shaking? if the people come, why dont either knock or press the door bell. why must shake it?"
Feeling irritated, she strode to the door and opened it, expecting the korean people.To her surprise, there was no one in front of her.
She thought,"
perhaps just now i was imagining things and sounds, ai yah, so tired go to sleep again ."
Then she closed the door and went to sleep again . However, before her head has even touched the pillows, she heard the door shakes again. THis time, very violently. Frustrated, she thought,"
aiyah , should be the people shaking the door. this time must scold them, teach them to use the doorbell or knock instead. "
Striding to the door again, she flunged it opened and opened her mouth to start scolding. But to her surprise, there was no one in front of her again. This time she thought,"
now is hungry ghost festival, DIE, is it that there is a ghost in front of me now??"
Frightened, she welcomed the ghost into her house and said good-naturedly,"
welcome, please come in" . She said to the thin empty air. Once she has done welcoming the ghost, she shut the door and ran into her room, locked the door, grabbed the nearest pillow and hid under the bedsheets and going to sleep while making a mental note that she will never help her father wait for the people again .
The next day, when she went to school, Ms Jamie told her that when the earthquake happened, her legs were so wobbly that they are like jelly .
Ms Tan thought,"
hmm.. earthquake...door shaking violently, long legs...wobbly...jelly."
Then after registering the facts, she realised---
THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE and the ghost that she welcomed was nothing as hungry ghost is already over. It was only then she realised that she had acted foolishly and was embarrased with herself .
2nd joke:
2 male students walked past a teacher and greeted her. She told them,"
your fly is opened" they looked down and realised it. Embarassed, they ran away.